The financial bailout is about as intelligent as the Stupid Bowl
The Stupid Bowl where distraction meets absurdity.
Stupid Bowl

Pittsburgh and Arizona being the most Stupid teams of 2008
New Orleans and Indianapolis the most Stupid teams of 2009
Scores don't matter, they both fit the bill of absurdity.
     Isn't it amazing that the country is bankrupt and the Stupid Bowl will draw 80,000 in attendance and Millions on TV.  Why do we have a Stupid bowl once a year?  Number one reason it is a distraction for the masses.  If the Masses started thinking they might figure out who is pulling their strings.  Another reason is Money.   By paying millions to these players, they never grow up and become responsible.  Now we have grown men in tights, patting each other on the buttocks and yelling touchdown and making millions of dollars to keep you distracted.  Psst!!  Who cares who wins the Stupid Bowl.  Does it change anything in your life except the controllers who  are pulling your strings?  What does it do for your Wallet?
    Now lets look into the stands to look at the fans.  75% of American are obese and some of those lineman are just that overweight.   They sell more Chips on this weekend.  This is the number one day in sales for the Chip sellers.   The Chip sellers make money and the doctors enjoy the increase in heart attacks eating all those chips being cooked in grease.  When they are drinking the beer and the chips they forget that the bankers are stealing there life earnings.  Can we change this?   YES WE CAN!!
    We can turn this into a economic bailout. YES WE CAN!! During every NFL and AFL game,  if helicopters were filled with money and dropped into the Roman Coliseums  on Sundays during the regular season.  Then on Stupid Bowl day they could load up Air Force One with money and Obama.  He could throw the money out of the plane.  YES HE CAN!!   Then Obama the Messiah could jump out without a parachute and make us all happy!!!!!   This is what you call a REAL Bailout!! This will give us Hope and will give us the necessary Change we need!

YES HE CAN!!!
Definition of Stupid
1. tediously dull, esp. due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party.( a Stupid Bowl)
Think we could call it a tediously due to a lack of sense.
Could call it a inane(lacking sense) and pointless Stupid Bowl.
We might say the Bailout is lacking sense.